Saturday, April 12, 2008

Evidence Found on Advanced Nebraska Technology

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their New York ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by New Yorkers--in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: "California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year-old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, the Minden Courier (a local newspaper in Minden, Nebraska) trumpeted the following discovery: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards in cornfields near Heartwell, Nebraska, Larry the Cable Guy, a self-taught archaeologist and dyed-in-the-wool Husker fan, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Larry has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Nebraska had already gone wireless.'

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